One moment demonic fantasy, third-person hack'n'slash action game Darksiders III is a From-style, purgatorial survival-ramble of precision dodging (but in far less canny levels), the next it's wanton, joyfully overpowered carnage. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, and sometimes Ian Loredump shows up uninvited and ruins everything. 'Nah, man, just like, have a good time all the time.' Susan and Kevin are both dear friends of mine, but boy, oh boy do they not get on.ĭarksiders III often plays like a valiant attempt to create a truce between the two of them. Kevin Diablo rolls his bleary eyes and leans back in his chair.
'Practice and penance!' snarls Susan Dark Souls, slamming a gnarled first into the table.